messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

portablemiah:

WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION

portablemiah:

WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 


"I am fucking fabulous."

knitmeapony:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

"I am fucking fabulous."

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

math teacher: to find the missing side of a right triangle you use pythagorean theorem
me: Haha and then what??;)

I lub you 💕 @jrsturm

I lub you 💕 @jrsturm

sailingaugust:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” 

- Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

vinegod:

World’s Worst Cowboy 🏇 by Logan Paul

caskettshipper-badassbeckettfan:

thenagger:

It’s moments like this that I regain a little faith in the world

i have so much love and respect for ed sheeran 

caskettshipper-badassbeckettfan:

thenagger:

It’s moments like this that I regain a little faith in the world

i have so much love and respect for ed sheeran 


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe