• How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
  • How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
peachhlust:

lepsiella:

I think I’d be a little worried about sharks…

Reminds of parent trap

peachhlust:

lepsiella:

I think I’d be a little worried about sharks…

Reminds of parent trap

wwonderful:

don’t

ever

fucking

tell

people

to

kill

themselves

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

image

undeniablyblonde:

lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

old miles per gallon

algrenion:

algrenion:

what would you do if you were snoop dogg for 14 minutes

image

you are the most intelligent human being on the face of the planet

"Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough."
Ernest Hemingway (via infinite-paradox)
twerk1nqwbu:

bands-and-wolves:

deliverusfromsburb:

thekingoffaggots:

penileqweef:

ohgodimafangirl:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

oliveteacup:

GUYS WHAT IF.
think of the possibilities! bringing people together who wouldn’t normally come out of their shell (or out of their homes for that matter). great company with people who have the same interests and bond over fandoms and…AND there’s a movie theater right next to this building for premier movie events (man of steel’s coming out soon!) . 
we could have a huge tv and lots of comfy chairs for certain tv shows throughout the week. like hannibal thursdays! and teen wolf mondays! reruns of doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, and merlin! (and the hipsters of tumblr can cross the road to starbucks since who the hell cares). people can hang and sell their fanart on the walls of the cafe and we could have game nights and talk about celebrities and books in person. and there could be USB cables and plugs for laptops and free wifi.
SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY.

why does this only have like 60 notes why aren’t people already drawing out a blueprint for a tumblr building or something?!

OMFG I NEED IT NOW

We’ll all kill each other if this happens. Stop.

just think, someone, somewhere on tumblr thinks this is a real place.

#what if homestuck updated in there

what if there was a portal to a tumblr world where everyone was accepted as they are and like we had carboard cutouts of bands and like yeah ok bye

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

twerk1nqwbu:

bands-and-wolves:

deliverusfromsburb:

thekingoffaggots:

penileqweef:

ohgodimafangirl:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

oliveteacup:

GUYS WHAT IF.

think of the possibilities! bringing people together who wouldn’t normally come out of their shell (or out of their homes for that matter). great company with people who have the same interests and bond over fandoms and…AND there’s a movie theater right next to this building for premier movie events (man of steel’s coming out soon!) . 

we could have a huge tv and lots of comfy chairs for certain tv shows throughout the week. like hannibal thursdays! and teen wolf mondays! reruns of doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, and merlin! (and the hipsters of tumblr can cross the road to starbucks since who the hell cares). people can hang and sell their fanart on the walls of the cafe and we could have game nights and talk about celebrities and books in person. and there could be USB cables and plugs for laptops and free wifi.

SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY.

why does this only have like 60 notes why aren’t people already drawing out a blueprint for a tumblr building or something?!

OMFG I NEED IT NOW

We’ll all kill each other if this happens. Stop.

just think, someone, somewhere on tumblr thinks this is a real place.

what if there was a portal to a tumblr world where everyone was accepted as they are and like we had carboard cutouts of bands and like yeah ok bye

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

placiditea:

vvildminds:

waeter:

forever reblog

Same

❀

placiditea:

vvildminds:

waeter:

forever reblog

Same

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

headabovewater55:

Take a shot every time they play ACDC in commercials to try and make them look more badass